push,kick,over,kick. i did what you said may chin

my thumb throbs everytime i move it.

and people still want me to blog?

i have problem typing, shwoering, eating with chopsticks and sending sms-es without a thumb.

hopefully by the time i update, it’ll be on blogger and my thumb would have healed by then.

so on the 9 to the 11 i had SAG which is sabah age group for those of you who don’t know. saw so many friends that i haven’t seen in  VERY VERY VERY VERY long time since i’ve been avoiding the pool. yeah, saw alex chung, he has an ozzy accent now! hmm haw, got 6th for 5o m breatstroke, not bad and for 50 free i don’t remember. haha the good looking guy from miri we kasih him kuyak only when we ask everyone to take picture and autograph except him! puahaha we so bad man.he got gf anyway. blek.

 heres some pics, sorry, i’m running out of time to go online, will update next time.

yes, may or mcky as she prefers to be known,i shall consider using blogger as you have requested me to. you don’t have to promote it to me no more

but i’m too lazy to do it now so wait till all the sports is over first then i shall consider.went to training today. nothing particularly fun. except we saw the teams arriving for SAG like tawau,miri,sandakan and i think i saw brunei too. this purut is already scouting for hot guys already *sighs* she curang with her pahang swimmer ‘lover’ oh, joshua gave me my over due christmas present today, a book and a thingy that he got from china that i don’t know how to explain but thanks josh! its so pretty and unique we have to go out soon yeah?  anyway i’m bored already, byebye

hahaahahahahha. in class today, cikgu elicia was teaching and suddenly this drunk bird (seriously. it couldn’t fly properly) swooped around our class and pooped near miraen’s place! so sad man. then halfway again it was flying and…

IT HIT THE LIGHT

THEN IT HIT THE FAN

THEN ITS HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF BY THE SPINNING WRATH OF THE FAN.

bwahahahahahahaha.

the whole class started laughing and me and audrey laughed sooooo hard and stopped to watch cikgu elicia’s face. and the whole time she didn’t say anything! she just kept her mouth slighty open and had this blank/blur/confused sort of face for a few minutes.me and kerry went to see and if you ever saw it there, lying on the floor headless, look away as fast as you can. no wonder teacher’s face was like that.

henthorne practise was so confusing. first, they asked me to join 100m but i can’t sprint for nuts. then i convinced hannah to. then ai jiun said she would. then miraen asked me to join the throwing stuff with her cause she no kawan. so i did.then i joined 4 x 1oom. then i didn’t. argh, i’m confused now.

the teacher was no help at all. so blur o.o

so in the end, gonna run 400,800,3km,4×100,4×400,lompat kijang,and something that you throw. i think peluru. but i don’t know whats that in english. isn’t peluru a bullet? how do you throw a bullet?

then it started raining so hard so we all went to the dewan. then cikgu cynthia asked me to stretching which was so lame. i nrought kerry up and she kept saying “kimchee you linciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! why you bring me go- ” then cynthia looked at her and she shut up so we did some lame stretching and i shouted alot. then suddenly madam wong started following and me and kerry started laughing like hell on stage XD

then left at 3 to go training and it was raining so bad.my coach came 2 hours late but we started training already so it didn’t matter. niko so fat man now. then he said i lost weight! haha i have no idea how though. i ate like a pig. right now eating vanilla ice cream brownie

SAG  IS IN TWO DAYS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO. i took two events only. too lazy to take anything else. my personal favourite that EVERYONE joins, 50 free and 50 breast. gah, why do i swim so slow T.T

so i saw the labuan team today. their all so weird. the guys have crew cuts are like, black from the sun. and the girls are so unfriendly. well, not everyone is like miraen, happy go luck/ friendly/perky/cheerful because…. actually i don’t know why she’s like that.but i love her cause she is

heh.gianni asked me if i’m from first step. uh, duh? everyone from first step rules! except for cameron. something went wrong with him. my mom was like, ‘he was always so naughty!”hehehe people keep playing with my nike squirty bottle. sakai betul.

When I got to church everyone was like, “woah what did you do with your hair?” Debbie didn’t even recognize me when I said hi. Is it that strande looking? Haha anyway, in the afternoon i went out with steffi and we “worked” in scoops and she help me to get lotsa customers in exchange for free ice cream. Teehee (sorry miraen, she knows like, the whole kk so she got me more sales )

I watched  Australia with steffi after working and it was REALLY REALLY GOOD.

We kept talking even in the cinema and we missed the first part of the movie, cause there were no like stupid commercials advertising crap and all that. And lemme just say, drover is HOT. (without a beard and when he isn’t scary looking)

Me and steffi were like spazzing in the cinema about him. And can I just say, Australia is a really good movie. It has everything from hot guys, hot girls (Nicole kidman is pretty hot for a old lady), humor, tragic happenings and everything else that you expect in a movie.

But both of us were late because of the movie but it was SO worth it. so I’m back from youth. Was fun. As usual. To sleepy to say much else. pictures will be coming next time. i hope. pray i don’t get too lazy.Night.

 just had to come back and edit sorry, i was readin a blog and look at this

ITS A SLANKET  XDDDD

The Slanket is a gigantic fleece blanket with sleeves. A very soft to the touch, lightweight, but warm fleece blanket with large, loose sleeves designed so you don’t feel like you’re wearing the blanket, simply wrapped up in its wonder. The Slanket is designed to keep your entire body covered and cozy while you still retain the use of your hands. Simplistic and practical, its innovativeness opens up possibilities, but still can replace any normal blanket.

teehee. i actually want it now.

but can’t stop being on the internet. if i’m not blogging now i would be watching videos like crazy and i figured, it would be better if i looked at the keyboard instead of atthe computer monitor right?

so yeah. supposed to call miraen, but its too late. life without a handphone sucks. i still don’t know what time is my hair appointment tomorrow, and i have no idea how i’m going training tomorrow.

haha, sent an email to darian with his girl transformation pictures in it they transformed him into a girl, on his birthday again that.

i went to warisan to “work” again today. crappy man. not much sales so i could just sit around and read saw a few people and all of them asked me, “how come you work here? is it legal?” what do you care? i’m too poor so i have no choice but to work scooping ice cream and pressing buttons on a machine called a cashier.

okay, darian what are you doing at 1.42 am giving me comments?

HAHA.

It was so dark and cold and I had to force myself to wake up. Once I dragged my lifeless body to the bathroom and started showering I realized I haven’t turned on the heater.

IFUCHOIGUV4BIUHPWCR9Q-TV82YROGIH3POTQETVRXUHOUOO[108@##$@$^$&%^&%^*^&)^$@!#$^#^$@#{?p"???!!!!!!!!

No, don't worry. I don't swear in real life.

So because of my stupid mistake, I had to endure ten minutes of cold water in a 24 degrees atmosphere. After the shower I went in to the room to get my clothes and then WOOSH the air con hit me and I had to endure yet another grueling 16 degrees of air conditioning.

So went on board and I saw aunty elaine's son but I forgot his name so I didn't say hi. Then the stewardress started talking in this muffled voice which was so irritatingly squeaky. So I got bored and started taking my ipod out to just stick the earphones so I couldn't get her voice out of my head BUT the air hostess told me to turn off my ipod. And when I told her it was off she told me to take the earphones out anyway to listen to the safety instructions.

I'M NOT DEAF JUST CAUSE THERES EARPHONES IN MY EARS.

Then behind me were two boys who kept yelling in hakka and jumping around.

And all their parents did was smile as if to say "aren't my children so cute when they behave like monkeys?"

Finally the air hostess told them off but they just ignored him and kept on behaving like monkeys and hyenas.

So anyway, I visited my brother's school in Singapore again to help him unpack all his stuff.

His school is HUGE. As in have its own swimming pool-footballfield-running track-hall and every other room possible sort of huge.

Here's the evidence:

Gah. The electricity went off and I had to continue typing again. Thank goodness for auto save.

my phone got confiscated, then stolen. i got a blog, which is the weirdest part of all this year. never had time for the internet so kinda suprised with myself went to Singapore twice, bali and Vietnam in a year. I’m surprised with myself J

made friends, got angry with them A LOT, got happy go lucky with them again, and now verythings sort of settled down. For good I hope.

Squished into cars a lot this year. Haha so random. This was me and Debbie sitting in the front seat and joanne was also behind us :p 

But anyway, last night my godma threw a new years eve party with A LOT of food which was all cooked by mom with none some of my help. I help to wash the dishes. That’s helping right?

Lots of people who I knew came and people were drinking like crazy. Even nigel drank some which is very suprising since he can’t handle alcohol. Just like Xiah J okay, I have to stop going off topic here. Then 15 minutes before midnight, we all wen to the rooftop of my godma’s apartment and waited for the fireworks. we also brought along the four dogs, two gold retrievers, a king Charles spaniel and a pug. Pugs are so retardedly cute, its disgusting.

Oh, and I called miraen but she was watching pirates of the carribean. Why she watches that, I have no idea. So she didn’t say much. Then we watched the fireworks and it was so beautiful I can’t describe it so here you guys can see some pictures which were badly taken.

Then some unknown resident of the same apartment started singing “we wish you a merry Christmas…..” and his friends all started boo-ing him. Gaha kuyak. But seeing them made me miss my friends back in kk. -yes, I missed you horrible bunch. suprised?-

Everyone was wishing each other happy new year and it was such a nice scene until the dogs started humping each other and everyone was like “max, NO. hey Dylan, where are you going? Boscow, stop that and come-”

 But yeah, this is me at midnight, or a few minutes after.

all the pics are below.

Anyway, gotta go eat dinner now.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Well, I’m getting one so my brother Nigel knows what I’ll be up to while he’s in Singapore. His life at boarding school will probably be much much more interesting but just to make him happy, here it is.

I got a Singapore number today.

And I don’t know why. My godmother was like, “its convenient, and you just lost your phone and you have no sim card and singtel’s plans are so good!”

Hah! Rip off. So I have basically nobodies number and it REALLY,REALLY sucks.

I went swimming with Ritchell today. I was kinda nervous since i had to take care of both her and her sister at the same time.

I mean, one is 4 and cries every minute, and one is 13 and blind. Plus the pool was long and deep. Ritcheel insisted on going to the deep side, and phoebe (her sister) wouldn’t leave the steps. What did my mom think I was? All Nigel could was sleep and listen to music. How very helpful. COUGHCOUGHCOUGH.

At dinner, my godmother was telling me about her friend’s very good looking son that was 14/15 and half asian, half Canadian and very polite and very well mannered and very cultured, and very-everything-old-ladies-like. She was telling me how I should meet him and date him and etc. his name is Donovan. She’s making me meet him next year. BWAHAHAHA. I feel like a mannequin. As if I would date someone just because my godmother thinks he’s good looking. Who knows what good looking was to her?

Needless to say my own mother was looking at me strangely because I was about to burst into laughter.

Anyway, I’m supposed to be sleeping now to wake up for a 7am jog which will probably not happen since I tend to be deaf to people who try and wake me up.